do you want to be my berry bestfriend? :)

i told kah ming that i wanted to throw my tortoises, pee and poo at the lake near our house
but then, i told jie sheng that i wanted to kill them
and he asked me to bleach them cause i told him that they're smelly, and so today, i woke up and cleaned my tortoise's bowl and i threw away the pebbles cause they make the bowl smelly and i washed it with clorox, but it still smelled, then i tried softlan then i tried dettol! :D
and it worked
and i bathe poo and pee and scrubbed them (jie sheng told me to) with sunsilk
HAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA
and soaked them in salt water -.-
and they+bowl are so clean now! and not smelly anymore :)and my mummy told me that we're going to jakarta then i saw rizki online and told him. and he said that he's going to jakarta too! and then i was so excited, but he's going on thursday :(
then he asked me for my number and then he posted something on facebook -.-
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH
bodoh punya orang :D
lol, kevin! whoever that is HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

and then, i was lying down on my bed watching superbad and i heard something, (damn scary, especially at night. IT can open my window somemore wtf)...it was a bloody cat on my roof -.-
but it's scary-er at night cause i keep imagining pontianaks coming in through my window.
malay pontianaks are STUPID
but, orang putih's pontianaks are HOT like robert pattinson
and i can't wait for new moon :D
omfg!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHHA, okay la kinda cute. but damn skinny
i HATE skinny cats
skinny reminds me of someone :O
i watched too much of notebook already -.-
okay i don't know what i'm saying
oh and i ate "sheila" today :)
if you don't know what im talking about, go to my facebook page and find the cookie picture :)
i tagged random people. heeheeheethat's sheila swimming in a cup of milk :)

i cannot shut up

my mum kicked me out of her room because i was too hyper :D :D :D :D
i went to a birthday party at KFC, i ate 2 chicky meals, i had 4 pieces of cake, 3 animal shaped cookies (duck, kangaroo and elephant), baskin robbin's hard candy, sour cotton candy and candy cane :D
oh and i watched wizards of bla bla the movie and the notebook, twice :)
and i just ate "alastair" :)

my tortoise, pee tried to kill herself HA HA HA
veli fani
i baked animal cookies today :)

90210

liam should be with ivy and naomi looks like a pig
i hate annie and i hate jasper, stupid drug dealer who pushed navid down the stairs -.-
die jasper, die!

he's a sex god

i downloaded notebook :D
the first time i watched that movie was when i was 9 and i was in australia, i cried like a baby :)
and i downloaded the brady bunch movie! :D
i love that movie :B

my maid shouted at my mum, i don't know what's her freaking problem
and i hope she doesn't kill us all, like esther -.-
we call her esther btw, my mum wanted to slap her
and she was being a freaking bitch (maid not mum) she dropped almost everything in the house, like wtf!!!!
throwing tantrum
and so, my mum and i decided to "run away" to ou :D
i bought 50 giant cookie cutters, freaking awesome!
then we went to auntie shanaz's house and played with her cats, omg so purrrrdy!
and my maid was sleeping the whole day
but nvm, my mum's not talking to her
:)

i just had maggi for tea BAHAHAHAHA!
p/s. everytime i listen to 21 guns, it reminds me of kenshen :)
p/s/s. tits and jie sheng told me something interesting but sad :(
kahming's best friend, he LOVES her
but ellen degeneres is better :)

chop chop

did i tell you that i told shaza the other day, "omg, that guitar looks like wood" and then she and alastair laughed :B
jie sheng is in china and i just asked him to tfk cause it's cold there and there are many hot girls
and he asked me to congratulate nik, so.. congrats nik for you-know-what :D

killing 101

my tortoises are so smelly :(
they eat 5 times a day and they're so stupid as in no brains kinda stupid
stupider than me, and i'm already stupid :B

i've been having weird dreams lately, weird but very nice but scary
but, i like yesterday's dream :)
and, did i tell you that my mum called my maid a bastard?
oh yes she did!
i have visions of my maid putting poison in our food and i'm so scared to eat -.-

omg, i can't believe shuya's going back to japan :O
my japanese busmate is goneeee, i don't talk to his brother. whatever his name is.
takatoshi or was it takoyaki -.-
BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA
shuya tells me "things" mehehehehehhehehee
yes, this is so random :B
i tried watching disaster movie today, this is my 7th time "trying"
everytime i watch, i'll fall asleep
but i just found out that matt lanter is in the movie!
he's from 90210 btw :)
he looks damn ugly in disaster movie!
but he's freaking H-O-T!
hubba hubba

okay, imma go now :)
and mas just told me something
Mas says:
*i'll sell burgers for a living after this

don't worry, i'll buy burgers from you :D

look what i found :) this was sooooooooo LAST YEAR!
i was damn bulat last year -.-
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWalso the day sheryl sprayed "miracle water" on my face -.-

threesome

watched this is it, finally.
it's not THAT nice, i don't get it, everybody's telling me that, it was awesome.
i mean, it was okay la but mj is awesome. nuff said

i hate vanessa (wtv her real name is) -.-
okay, i have nothing to blog about.

flippers

it's 1215 am and i can't sleep but i've been yawning for 5 minutes, no every 5 minutes okay i just yawned again, every 1 minute pfft
i feel like vomiting and i can't see even with my glasses on and when i stand up i feel like i'm on a boat, tsk tsk!

aiman took my sim card :(
but it's not like i use my phone HAHA
he called me a loner, wtf!
he asked me why i don't call my friends and i was like "dunno. for what?" and then he called me a loner :(

i watched anywhere but here just now and i cried :B
sho shad :(
and i watched swept away the other day, it was nice but the ending was damn fucked up -.-
aaaaanyway, i can't stop stalking people on facebook and i think that "we" should stop making fun of couples, eventhough they're like really really icky.
it's not their fault that god made them that way.
who knows...when you have a bf/gf people might make fun of you :O

p/s. i think imma throw up D:
p/s/s. i hate sitting in a group of people, and they talk about things that they don't want me to know in front of me and when i ask, they won't tell me -.- might as well just shut up OR talk about rainbows and unicorns -.-
but it's not like i care if you don't want to tell me but, it's damn *insertwordhere*
thank god school is f-ing over :D
and i don't miss any of my friends, okay maybe my very the fun+awesome+gay ex-classmates :) but at least they're nicer
and who cares if we/you're annoying at least we/you're not some popular wannabe+assholes
am i right or am i right ;)

i got sunshine on a cloudy day

i'm 15(okay still 14) and i bought baby alive, i couldn't decide which one to buy, the poopdool or the eatingdoll, but i took the eatingdoll, tsk tsk.
damn disgusting la, the poop and it peed WATER!
hahahahahhaa

omg, my brother afiq, was in my room la. he was sitting on my bed and i was playing the guitar then i got up and i tripped and i slipped and i almost did the split and the guitar fell on him but, i kinda like hit him but not really then i started laughing my ass off and he was faking a cry -.- i laughed for about 15 minutes :D
then he was like telling me "i bet it's bengkak now" so he pulled up his shirt and then it was bleeding. it hit his back btw at the bone there
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
then i laughed again :)

this WAS my cat, until my neighbour aka auntie seha (she likes to bring back cats home even from the market) stole it :(
reminds me of danielle :D
we asked the son where he got this cat!
tsk tsk
it talks/sings/eats/drinks/pees/poops
shyeah :)

i'm having trouble sleeping

i have a crush on shredder boy, behehehehehehehe :O
i don't usually like people i mean, crush on someone, pfft
and i just smsed nik, go tell her la omg, before it's to late.. HAH!

jie sheng is being a bitch right now, i told him to like someone so that i know that he's not gay
like that guy in i love you beth cooper, oh wait, he did like someone HAHAHAHAHAHHA
woops, my bad
and he's trying to make me hate his FRIEND :(
wait he/she is/was/maybe still is(okay idk but i still think he/she is) my friend too, not jie sheng ah, he's a fucking manwhore

but, i just lol-ed like shit man, because of the typo
omg, stupid :)
jie sheng is a bloody retarded tenglang with NO nen ku pao(S)
boink boink

eh, i don't hate him okay! and i never did/maybe never will
why am i blogging about this?
oh nvm, since js hates people typing his name out in "public" imma type his name like.. ALOT
JIE SHENG JIE SHENG JIE SHENGJIE SHENG JIE SHENG JIE SHENG JIE SHENG JIE SHENG JIE SHENG JIE SHENG JIE SHENG JIE SHENG JIE SHENG JIE SHENG JIE SHENG JIE SHENG JIE SHENG JIE SHENG JIE SHENG JIE SHENG JIE SHENG JIE SHENG JIE SHENG JIE SHENG JIE SHENG JIE SHENG JIE SHENG JIE SHENG JIE SHENG
i was supposed to blog about people who are in love with other people/themselves
maybe another day, i think someone's calling me
but im too lazy to pick up :)